DIFFERENT QOUTES

MyNiceSpace.com

so damn interesting...

sometimes, being the subject of gossips and intrigues can be quite flatterin...

because for them, you are so damn interesting...

sorting friends

you really don't have to be super nice always. sometimes, you have to show your bad side so that you can sort out who can accept you at your worst mood.

looking at the other side

from terence marata:

"every people has their own interpretation of things. its just that sometimes, people tend to forget that. people follow to other people. what's fun with that? you should make a move to be different. see what they can't see. look at the other side."

legal love quote

"i was often asked why i love you so much. a smile is all i could reply. not that i don't have a reason, but love has a reason that reason can't explain." - Abalgar vs Paz, 93 SCRA 91

jack and jill, the new version

two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

in short:

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

isn't she?

TEACHER: who can give a tag question?

PUPIL: my teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: very good! in tagalog?

PUPIL: si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?

crash!

it takes a thousand sweet efforts to build a great relationship yet one fatal error can destroy everything you have started.

confusing...

tanong lang, kung tatawanan ka ng malakas ng mortal mong kaaway na walang ngipin, matatawa ka ba o magagalit? nakakaconfuse di ba?

car painter!

IBAY: tay' tanong ng teacher namin kung ano po ang trabaho ninyo?

TEBAN: sabihin mo anak, CARPENTER.

IBAY: ano nga yung carpenter itay?

TEBAN: tagapinta ng kotse!

goodnight...

saying goodnight is not just putting an end to a day. it's a way of saying i remember you before i go to sleep. hope you feel the care that goes with it.

pst! minsan!

minsan - tawag sa akin ng pinsan kong ngongo

hot hot hot

if the sun had not been made, i would have been the hottest creation ever! haha!

love moderately

Love is like drinking beer, once you have too much of it, you begin to act stupid.

Book on How to Love

All books in this world--Bible, Quoran, Guru Granth and Gita--teach us to love each other!

But only the KAMASUTRA explains how!

We love that book!

walking with the devil?

if you never met the devil on the road of life, it's probably because you are both headed in the same direction.

mental tonic...

...can dispel anxiety; helps manage stress, depression, fear and worry. get high on smiling!

love is an action word

is someone says to you "i love you", accept it, but don't pin all your hopes on those three words. remember that love is a verb, an action word that requires expression.

hard

it's suppose to be hard. it's not worth it if its not. makes a lot of sense?

purpose of pain

the Almighty has a plan for all of us, and i agree that the All-seeing Eye does not play dice with our destiny. indeed even pain has a purpose. - CJ Reynato Puno.

dirty trash

it's okay to look back at the trash you've thrown away, but never pick it up again. it's dirty. make sense?

my heart is with you

if you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

hoax!

Last September 29, 2008. I received a message from +639067990580. here's what the message says:

(NOTICE) Ur simcrd # Won P650,000.00 n our 2nd Anv,PreRaffle Drw last:09/27/08 From:Millionaires Club INC.4 more info &dtails call me nw!Im sec.Vic G. Ignacio.

By searching through Google, typing the name of Vic G. Ignacio, sources says that it is a text scam. so beware!

HOW TO SPOT A SCAM:

1. If the cell number is more than 5 numbers, its a scam.
2. If they say you'll win something by giving money, it's a scam.
3. If someone you don't know is asking for money and it's urgent, it's a scam. They will call if it's real important.

Firetruck!

Q: what word starts with F and ends with UCK and causes a lot of noisy excitement?
A: Firetruck!

love your friends

friendship is not choosing the right person but creating the right relationship. it's not how much you love your friend from the beginning but how much love you build till the end...

what makes you happy

find out what makes you happy and follow what your heart tells you. they may call you foolish, but at least, you're a happy fool, not a lonely-empty-wise person.

seeing friends

if friends can be lost simply by closing our eyes, i wouldn't blink at all for i don't want to let a second pass and lose a real friend as special as you.

keep in touch!

friends are one of the best things in life. you have to give the best. do the right thing. but the best way to an everlasting friendship comes from 3 words: KEEP IN TOUCH!

words to live by

• don't fool yourself by being someone you're not
• wear you best costume--yourself!
• smile! it can change the world.
• tears contain an anti-microbial agent that helps protect the eye from bacteria. try crying once in a while. it's natural.
• boys don't cry, men do.
• it's hard to be wise when you're deeply in love.
• your parents brought you up, don't bring them down.
• wounds can only be healed if you decide to be cured.

7 cardinal rules of life

1. make peace with you past so it won't screw up the present.
2. what other people think of you is none of your business.
3. time heals almost everything, give time.
4. no one is in charge of your hapiness except you.
5. don't compare your life to others and don't judge them. you have no idea what their journey is all about.
6. stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know the answers. they will come to you when you least expect it.
7. smile! you don't own all the problems in the world.

makabagong kasabihan

magtanim pa ng maraming damo dahil dumadami ang mukhang kabayo

si lolo talaga!

lolo: nung araw, sa SM, pag may P20 ako, pag-uwi ko meron na akong polo, maong, t-shirt, brief, panyo, medyas at sinturon.
apo: eh ngayon lolo?
lolo: mahirap na apo...may surveillance camera na...

tatlo sampu!

a guy gave three roses to her girlfriend. the girl said, "oh! you're so romantic! why are you giving me three roses? the boy replied, kasi hindi puwedeng bumili ng isa lang, tatlo sampu talaga!

effort on friendship

true friendship requires real effort even if everyone is busy with their own lives. a simple message reminds each other that you are not forgotten. and you will never be...

54 ang butas ng skyflakes!

wala lang,
naisip
lang
kita
sorry ha?
baka kasi
naistorbo kita...
baka may
hinihintay
kang message ng iba
pero
gusto ko lang
malaman
mo,
54 ang butas ng skyflakes!

Bible na ang nagsabi!

"Give strong drink to those who are perishing. Wine to those who are in anguish. Let them drink and remember their misery no more." Proverbs 31:6-7

Bible na ang nagsabi! c'mon!

ang magnanakaw!

DOY: Ganda ng ROLEX mo!
BOK: Napanalo ko sa karera.
DOY: Talaga? Saan?
BOK: The Fort!
DOY: Ilan kayong tumakbo?
BOK: Tatlo. Yung pulis, yung may-ari at AKO! hehehe...

you can what they think you can't

never underestimate your potential and never be ashamed of what you are. do your best especially when people expect less of you because the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't.

unfair reality

never give up when everything fall into pieces, never even lose hope when everybody turns their back on you. remember that life is not about being fair, it's about surpassing the unfair reality.

success

we run to reach our dreams so fast and sometimes we fall on the ground. but don't be desperate because the most successful people in this tricky world are those with wounded knees.

what i have

in life, you will never know what you've been missing until it arrives and you will never know what you've got until it's missing

anak na baboy

NANAY: ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. ang kapal mo!
ANAK: kapag baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. sino ba talaga anak mo? ako o yung baboy! nay, wag ganun!

LADIES CHOICE!

sperm and mayonaise have a lot in common. 1st, both are spreadable. 2nd, both are rich in protein. 3rd, both comes from eggs and lastly, both are LADIES CHOICE!whoooo!!!!

mañana habit?

kung may balak kang gawin ngayon, wag mo nang ituloy. sige ka...wala ka ng gagawin bukas...

i am yours!

DODONG: can i call you mine?

INDAY: that's not my name. I AM YOURS!

.

aba, aba, kumusta naman ang flirtness?!!

lasa ng kainuman

hindi porke lagi kang umiinom ay tatawagin ka nang lasenggero. yung iba dun, hindi yung lasa ng alak ang hanap kundi yung lasa ng kainuman. wahahaha!

sperm bank

QUESTION: Why is the Sperm Bank not a member of the Bankers Association of the Philippines?

ANSWER: Because it obtains its funds not from deposits but from withdrawals!

muta ng pinya

TANONG: bakit bad trip ang pinya sa umaga?

SAGOT: marami kasi siyang aalising muta. nyahahaha!!bukas, badtrip na naman yun!

tipid sa almusal!

life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so, wake up in the afternoon. tipid pa sa almusal!

legal joke1

when a male judge makes love to a woman, it's called honorable discharge and when a legislator does it, it's called congressional insertion.

rape daw oh!

a lady was caught making love with the oblation statue in UP. was a crime committed? yes! statutory rape based on concrete evidence! hahaha!

sarap ko!

today, i realized, hindi man ako laging masaya, lagi naman akong masarap! hahaha!

the law of the seed

most seeds never grow. for one apple tree to bear 500 apples, you need 10 seeds. in life, this principle might mean you'll need to attend 20 interviews to get 1 job, talk to 50 people to sell 1 house, meet 1000acquaintances to have 1 special person. if we really want things to happen, we usually need to try more than once. that's the law of nature. just understand and work with it.

unawain/intindihin

iba ang tinititigan sa tinitignan. ang tinititigan, sa isang bahagi lang nakatingin. ang tinitignan, buong bahagi ang sinusuri. iba rin ang iniintindi sa inuunawa. ang iniintindi, pinipilit sa isipan. ang inuunawa, alam kung bakit ipilit sa isipan. kung kaya dapat, tinitignan ang mga bagay para maunawaan at hindi titigan lang at iintindihin.

work hard for dream

when there are things you want to achieve, you work hard and dream about them everyday to succeed.

eating words

always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.

be different: hold your friends!

similarities create friendships but differences hold them together

best kiss

the best kind of kiss is the kiss when yu have to stop because you can't help but smile.

follow your heart

follow your heart wherever it leads you. and when you reach a dead end or whenever you get lost, use your brain to bring you back home.

heart peace

you will know you made the right decision when you pick the harder choice and your heart is at peace.

self respect

sometimes, you just have to try not to care no matter how much you want to because sometimes you just mean nothing to someone who means a lot to you. it's not pride, it's called self-respect.

you're good!

we sometimes think that we never did anything good. we sometimes think that our deeds were never good enough. think again because even a broken clock is right twice a day.

happy smile

always be happy and always wear a smile not because life is full of reason for you to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to be happy