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hi! text inbox is a collection of text messages i receive everyday. since my phone could only contain a limited number (about less than a hundred?) of text messages, i thought of blogging my cellphone inbox's contents/messages. this way, i could share it worldwide while waiting for it to earn. he.he.he.
85 year old man was requested by a doctor to have a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and said: “Take this home, bring it back with a semen sample tomorrow”
The next day, the old man returned with an empty jar. The doctor asked what happened. The man explained: “Well doc, first I tried it with my right hand, nothing. My wife tried with her mouth, 1st with teeth in and then with teeth out, still nothing. We even called the lady next door. She tried too, 1st with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees but still was nothing.”
The doctor was shocked, “you asked your neighbor?” “Yup, none of us could open the jar!”
There is nothing quite as sexy as intellect and humor. Not everyone is won over by physical looks. Intellect is appealing, it challenges others to be better and smarter.
It is when you become impossible to deal with yet they stay.
Keep in mind that we should always thank those who hurt us especially those who did so bad because we are forced to transform. They risk the eternal verdict of going to hell just to make us better than who we are. – Tyra Banks
Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. Remember that happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after achievement of a difficult task that demanded our very best!
It is when people do things for you not because they have to but because they want to.
In life, it’s not always getting what you want. You must also learn wanting what you’ve got!
No matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you, it is useless without the people you want to laugh with. I miss laughing out without you…
1. It’s when you don’t know where you stand in a person’s life
2. It’s when you’re hanging in dead air and knowing you can be thrown off anytime
3. It’s when you’re like more than friends but not really, and it’s like you’re lovers when it’s really otherwise
4. Sometimes you would want to wish to have never met the person at all but at the back of your mind, you’re thankful to have.
When the devil reminds you of your past mistake, remind him of his future defeat.
What is nice about life is that each day is never like the other. A bad day can be a prelude to a better one just as a better yesterday can be the best today. Have a blessed morning!
chances are like lightning, they never hit the earth at the same spot twice. so when chnace comes your way grab it because it might never come again!
Some years ago, a newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money. Out of the hundrerds who competed, the winner submitted this peace:
Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness and a passport to everywhere but never in heaven.
insecurity reigns in an ugly heart of an empty brain
Hope you wake up to day with
SUNLIGHT in your heart
SUCCESS in your path
ANSWERS to your prayers
and a SMILE that will always be there in your eyes
hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan
To start a day is just like a painting
Draw the line with prayers
Erase the error with forgiveness
Dip the brush with patience
And color it with love!
One of the best feelings in the world is realizing you’re perfectly happy without the thing you needed the most.
To keep something, you must care for it. Much more, you must understand what kind of care it requires.
We go through life thinking someone else will make us happy. But we are wrong. Happiness is our job. We just need someone else to share it with.
Paano namamatay ang tao? Kapag binaril siya? Nalason? Hindi na humihinga? Sabi sa “One Piece” Anime, namamatay ang tao kapag nawala na siya sa puso at isipan ng iba.
It is wiser to be alone and happy than to be with somebody who does nothing but to make you feel stupid. Agree?
Many complain of their looks but none of their brains.
Kahit ikaw ay parang bato, manhid o walang pakiramdam, mag-ingat ka naman dahil ganyan ka, hindi nasasaktan, kaya mo naming manakit. –Bob Ong
Wag magmamadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong dip ala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling syang magbreakdance. Tototong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang cruch ng bayan eh magmumukha ring pandesal. –Bob Ong
A little bird was flying in the midst of winter. The bird freeze and fell on the ground. A cow came by and dropped its shit on the frozen bird. The bird realized how warm it was and began singing. A cat passes by and heard the bird and dug it out of the shit and ate him! MORAL: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. When you’re in deepest shit, just keep your mouth shut!
HE ASKED: Would it make a difference if one person went back to the past and instead of driving to get home, he walked?
I SAID: Yes. The road may not change but the view may be different.
HE SAID: Time is of the essence. It made a difference alright, but still your goal was to go home. You choose to walk, you got home tired and wasn’t able to do what you’re supposed to do. Not knowing the fact that by that you changed the whole world.
What really matters in picking your chocolate is not the sweetness but its capability of making you happy no matter how bitter it could sometimes get. You can always crave for any, but there will always be that special chocolate that’s enough for you to forget the rest.
The world needs men and women
Who cannot be bought
Who will make no compromise with wrong
Who are not afraid to stand for the truth
Who put character above wealth
And brave enough to say NO to the dictates of the majority and the society
Only those who could battle their convictions can respond to this call
Some are willing to make a difference
But some are greater because they go for a change!
Quoted from a Political Science Professor: Take for example the statement “I love you forever.” This is false for “forever” is not empirically quantifiable. The appropriate statement is “I love you today. Ask me again tomorrow because I still do.”
Put God on top of everything today and let Him take charge of all of your plans. Then you’ll see how beautiful His ways are and His unending love.
Never take direction from a crowd for your personal life; and never choose to quit just because somebody else disagrees with you. When you handle yourself, use your head; when you handle others, use your heart. Just do what you love and success will come naturally.
One of the biggest form of flattery is knowing that just by being your normal wonderful self, you make some people extremely insecure!
Nagsesermon ang pari.
PARI: Maiiwan natin ang kayamanan at pera kapag tayo ay namatay. Walang pera sa langit!
BATA: Narinig mo yun nay? Nasa langit na pala tayo!
Isang biyuda ang nagusisa sa kanyang abogado tungkol sa last will ng kanyang asawa.
LAWYER: Your husband left all he had to the Home of the Aged.
BIYUDA: What? Paano naman ako?
LAWYER: Mrs, you’re all he had.
NURSE: Miss, gising na…
PATIENT: Bakit nurse?
NURSE: Oras na para uminom ng gamut.
PATIENT: Anong gamot?
NURSE: Pampatulog po.
When you’re in deepest trial and alone, go, walk in plaza. Friends may not be there but I am sure as you go on, you’ll meet people you don’t expect and will ask you, “tricycle ading, laen mo?”
BF: Hon, do you know what?You have a body of a god!
GF: Oh yeah? You really think so?
BF: Yeah!
GF: Venus or Hera?
BF: Buddha!
When God gives us “NO” for an answer, keep in mind that there is a greater “YES” behind it. His “NO” isn’t a rejection but a redirection!
Bakit kaya nauso pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang tinatamaan na sila? Yun yun eh!
Hindi naman ako tubig pero bakit ang daming uhaw sa akin? Nyehehehe….
TOOTBRUSH: I have the worst job on earth!!!
TISSUE: Excuse me?
MAN TO PRIEST: My dog died, could you say a mass for him?
PRIEST: We can’t have services for an animal in the church, go to the Baptist church, maybe it’s okay with them.
MAN: I’ll go right away father. Do you think 5000 dollars is enough donation for the services?
PRIEST: Son, why didn’t you tell me your dog is a Catholic!?
Kapag may umaway sa iyo at sinabihan ka ng panget, sabihin mo sa kanila, UGLY NEVER STARTS WITH “I”, IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH “U”. Nakaganti ka na, nosebleed pa sila.
I am far from perfect. Madami ako kalokohan sa buhay. Hindi ako yung tipong dapat mahalin kasi ako yung tipong dapat sambahin…Yeah!
A Woman:
One of the most beautiful creations of God.
You can feel her innocence in the form of a daughter.
You can feel her care in a form of a sister.
You can feel her warmth in the form of a friend.
You can feel her passion in the form of a beloved.
You can feel her dedication in a form of a wife.
You can see her divinity in the form of a mother.
You can see her blessings in the form of grandmother.
Her heart is so tender yet strong!
Kapag may nagtanong tungkol sa relasyon niyo ng ex o nanligaw sa iyo na hindi nagwork out, isa lang ang sagot mo: RELIGION. Bakit? DAHIL HINDI SIYA MARUNONG SUMAMBA SA NAG-IISANG DIYOSA!
When I gave my “yes” to the person I love, I stored a message from him which is until now in my inbox dated July 2, 2006 (the same day I said yes).
At the time when you called me back, I wanna hug you and kiss you again. But I said to myself, it’s enough for me to know that you love me…
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