Impossible to find

BOY: Laro naman tayo.

GIRL: Ano namang laro?

BOY: Kahit ano basta wag lang taguan.

GIRL: Bakit naman?

BOY: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

taste the sweetness

You seem like a sweet person,

do you mind if I taste you to find out?

made for me

BOY: Excuse me, may I see the tag of your shirt?

GIRL: Why?

BOY: I just want to see if you are made for me...

missing you

Sabi ng prof ko, kelangan ko daw ulit mag-aral ng alphabet. Kasi everytime I recite it,

I always miss U.

ikaw

Grabe na talaga mga banat nagyon ano? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong ibang maisip...

kundi...

IKAW.

making a new start

Never use your failure yesterday as an excuse for not trying again today. We may not be able to undo the damages or reverse the consequences but we can always make a new start.

Be yourself to have true love

Never change your originality for the sake of others because in this world, no one can play your role better than you. So be yourself because people should love you the way you are!

qoute

When love beckons to you, follow him, though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you, yield to him, though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your prunning.

- kahlil gibran

rushing to forever?

There are some things in life that are just not worth rushing especially something that you wish to last forever.

You'll find love again...

Your heart might be bruised but it will recover and become capable of seeing the beauty of life once more. It happened beofre, it will happen again. When someone leaves, it's because someone is about to arrive.

Greater than...

Live with no excuses and love with no regrets. When life gives you 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.

Thoughts to ponder

Sacrifice is an option but happiness is a choice

Search the World

The moment you found someone that makes your heart beat, stop the search and take the risk. Remember that the world is a big place that if you lost the one you love, you have to search the world again...

Intelligence is like an Underwear

Intelligence is like an underwear. You should always have it but you don't need to show it. You should only take it off when necessary and if you don't have it, you don't have to tell anyone.

making things right

Nobody has the power to make things perfect but everyone is given countless chances to make things right.

Take one day at a time

We may be restless, tired, hopeless and hurt today, but God promised us a better tomorrow. Let's hold on to that...

doing, choosing and deciding

Never let yourself be forced into something you don't want. You are not born merely to please other's eyes. Be who you are and do what you think is right. We all have the right to choose and the wisdom to decide.

Exist!

The best thing you can do for someone is to just exist--to be there when they suddenly realize that they need you right then.

thought for those who love their friends

a good friend never allows you to do stupid things alone

crossroad

Which way are you gonna take?
The left one where there is nothing right?
or the right one where there is nothing left?

Just hold on.

We face all challenges beyond all the problem because we believe that the more pain we overcome, the stronger we become. Just hold on. Get your strength from God.

rape and perjury

JUAN: Pare, bakit ka nawala ng isang buwan?
PEDRO: Nakulong ako.
JUAN: Anong kasalanan mo?
PEDRO: Yung sexy na waitress sa bar filed rape charges against me. At 90, I was so flattered I pleaded guilty. The 60 year old judge sentenced me to 30 days in jail for perjury.

Learn...

...that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you.
...that ignoring the facts do not change the facts.
...that the easiest way to grow as a person is to sorround yourself with people smarter than you are.
...that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
...that life is tough, but you can be tougher...

smile!

Smile for you don't own all the problems in the world. Some of them are mine. :-)

greatest value of having good friends

The greatest value of having good friends is not what we get from them but the better person we become because of them.

How to tell if they are friends?

You can tell when a group of people are close friends. They have a strange way of finishing each other's sentences, beginning to laugh about an old joke long before the punchline, communicating with their eyes, or contentedly sitting in silence with a sense of complete understanding.

you and outcome

The way you are is not the result of what has happened to you. It's the result of what you decided to keep inside you.

falling in love the second time around to the same person

Oftentimes we say it's over, enough is enough, and it's time to let go. Pain is all gone and time to move on. But upon seeing the person you love, one look, one smile, and you know again, you would fall...

yaki but sweet

para kang tae...kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan...

convict

kahit life sentence tatanggapin ko makulong lang ako sa puso mo...

To fall in love...

There is a special level of comfort between two matching souls. An unbreakable bond of constant support and closeness. It is when a warm embrace feels so right or when two hands fit so snugly. It is a feeling that's so hard to define but easy to recognize. And when you find that comfort, you just know you'll never let go.

Everybody in this world is scared and sometimes it takes two scared persons to do one brave thing:

To fall in love...

Sabi ng Emo na Kundoktor

Makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mo, pero hindi mo mapipili ang taong uupo sa puwang sa tabi mo. Ganyan ang senaryo sa bus, ganyan din sa pag-ibig. lalong 'di mo kontrolado kung kelan siya bababa.

maturity

The measure of a matured person is not how well they preparefor everything to go right, but on how they stand up and move on after everything goes wrong.

VDAY Banats!

Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso...

Dahil sayo, daig ko ang natraffic sa EDSa. I can't move on...

You have a map? 'cause I got lost in your eyes...

Magaling ka sa Algebra diba? Pakisubstitute mo naman "x" ko pls...

Dictionary ka ba? 'cause you add meaning to my life...

Nabibingi ka na ba? Ikaw kasi laging sigaw ng puso ko...

Minamalat na naman puso ko. Lagi kasing sinisigaw ang pangalan mo...

Asthma ka ba? 'cause you take my breath away...

English vs Gay-Lingo

INDAY, MAY NAKABANGGANG BADING:

Inday: How dare you ignorant road occupant, moving with such acceleration that cause elastic collision between my porcelain beauty and your grubby apparency of skin!

Bading: Jobayta kang maila kech! Kenshulares mer makemer ang jolat kong tarush! Margot mes matorbokels ang feslak ketch kung yawga mer makondrak kitech! Hala! Lesgamey!

Inday: (naparalisa)

kaaro

say bilay ko?

aliwan singa bilay ya arum.

simple labat. angapoy niduma.

angapoy naipantak.

ok labat ed siak.

angan anto, basta walay kaarok ya singa sika, marakep la!

Quote from Adam Sandler, CLICK (movie)

"Hug them, kiss them and tell them that you love them. Don't miss the chances that life is giving you to spend with people you love. There are no stop, no pause, no fast forward and no rewinds." Cherish every moment together!

leaving, staying

It’s funny how sometimes you’ve been doing everything to get out of one place and when you’ve found the time to leave. It’s when you’ve also found a reason to stay.

loving yourself before others

I learned to love someone with all my life. But there came a point when I got tired, not of loving but of sacrificing all that I have. Then a thought came to my mind. I have given everything but have received nothing but pain and tears in return. Is this enough to prove that I really love that person? Or is it a sign telling me to stop sacrificing and learn to love myself a little more?

wise remembering

it is nice to recall our mistakes in the past,joke about real life punchlines and laugh about our dumb old selves because remembering how stupid we were makes us realize how much wiser we are now...

breakfast in bed

pag siya minahal mo, ipagluluto ka niya ng breakfast, araw araw
pag ako minahal mo, ako ang breakfast mo, araw araw

making things right

nobody has the power to make things perfect but you will be given countless times to make things right.

new meaning of love

pain is when you can't breath even if your chest still rises and falls
sadness is when you look out the window and think the rain as your tears
loneliness is when you still feel a hand touching yours even if there is none
desperation is when you wait for a message that will never come
love is when you experience all those things and still open your heart to that someone.

new year banat

nakalunok ka na ba ng kwitis?
pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark!

worth keeping...

not every seemingly good thing is good for us.
not every beautiful thing is right.
not all relationships are worth keeping.
not every person you love is worth it.
so when you lose something or somebody,
maybe you are not meant to keep them or
maybe you are not for them to keep...

A thought from Jim Carrey

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so that they can see that it is not the answer.

i've done mine

I you are not sure where you stand in someone's life, it's best to leave things behind so that if they drop you off, it will be easier to forget them. don't waste time waiting for nothing. when efforts are not recognized, it is best to just give things up. you've done your part, let them do theirs...

temptation of singles

by persistently remaining single, you're slowly converting yourself into a permanent public temptation.

boyfriend vs suitor

SUITOR: I love her more than anything and anyone in this world. I love her more than my life. I will give everything to her, I will never maker her cry. I love her so much that I'll die for her. I will love her forever.

BOYFRIEND: I love her and she loves me too.

piggy bank

sometimes, you got to tuck your feelings away until it's the right time like stuffing dollars into a piggy bank for a bike you can't quite afford because you'll never know, maybe when you crack open that piggy bank, you found out that all this time, u haven't been saving for a bike...you're really have been saving for a car!

the best of who you are

if there is anythings better than sharing the best of what you have, its is sharing the best of who you are.

forever

there are some things in life that are just not worth rushing especially something that you wish would last forever.

white chocolate

why was white chocolate invented?

so that cute little black kids could have dirty faces too...

bitterness

When I lost the one I loved, I was the one who got hurt the most. But he was the one who lost more. For someday, I can love someone again the way I loved him but he will never be loved again the way I did.

blessings

Blessings always look small if you hold them in your hands, but when you share it with others, you will realize how big and precious they are!

words said

A lot of things could be said within a little period of time but what matters is how long you will really mean it.

ust do what will make you happy and be it...

All feelings are right if your basis is yourself. It may be wrong for others because they do not understand you. But why bother to explain? Just do what will make you happy and be it...

loving and hurting

we say we love flowers and yet we pick them

we say we love trees and yet we cut them

no wonder why some people are afraid when they are told they are loved...

when you're in love,

it's funny how other people are willing to do lots of brave and crazy things just for you yet you still choose someone who can't even offer you half of what others could.