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hi! text inbox is a collection of text messages i receive everyday. since my phone could only contain a limited number (about less than a hundred?) of text messages, i thought of blogging my cellphone inbox's contents/messages. this way, i could share it worldwide while waiting for it to earn. he.he.he.

rape and perjury

JUAN: Pare, bakit ka nawala ng isang buwan?
PEDRO: Nakulong ako.
JUAN: Anong kasalanan mo?
PEDRO: Yung sexy na waitress sa bar filed rape charges against me. At 90, I was so flattered I pleaded guilty. The 60 year old judge sentenced me to 30 days in jail for perjury.

Texting Your Way To Love

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